Don’t Butt In! (Another Summer Style Tip)

Got flashed today.  Not by a creepy old dude in a wrinkled trench coat, but by a middle-aged woman wearing a micro romper and minimal underwear.  She was lowering herself onto a blanket laid out on the grass at an outdoor concert and belly flopped down within a few yards of me with her butt sticking up in the air. The romper didn’t cover her ample bottom so I saw way too much flesh, including those creases that the sun never reaches. It was as if she was sending an invitation.

Here’s another style tip for summer--make sure that your street clothing offers enough rear coverage so that your booty isn’t served up to others. If you want to beat the heat at an outdoor event, nothing beats a lightweight skirt or a pair of cropped cargo pants. Knee length shorts are also hot, paired with a sweet graphic tee or a cool camisole.

Don’t be a bad example; you don’t want someone like me writing about you!